Coyoty (coyoty) wrote,
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Fish headline, fish headline, rolly-polly fish headline...

Headline from Yahoo! News:

"Is the fish you're eating safe?"

Yes, it is.  It's got some kind of force field around it, filled with water, like a phantom fish bowl.  I've been trying to grill it, bake it, fry it, and even boil it, but the field seems to dampen high temperatures.  When I finally gave up cooking it and tried to eat it alive, the field wouldn't let me at it, but still let the fish bite me on the tongue!  The fish I'm eating is very safe.  I won't give up, though.  Tonight I'm taking it bowling.  Maybe that will pin it down.

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