Coyoty (coyoty) wrote,
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Cutting Remarks

Is there any response to "You got a haircut!" that doesn't sound sarcastic?

Yes, I did.
Thank you for noticing.
Which one?
What?  Oh no!  Nooooo.....!  Curse that Delilah!
You're mistaken.  My hair's always been like this.
Thanks a lot, blabbermouth.  I wanted to surprise everyone.
Actually, I got a head enlargement.
Sure, rub it in.
Yes, it's very comfortable.  I predict everyone will be having them.
Very good!  You're making progress!
Tags: haircut, jokes, sarcasm
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