Coyoty (coyoty) wrote,
Coyoty
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Are you insured against Orcs?

"You are confronted with a pack of State Farm agents. What do you do?"

Bank of America wants to sell me AD&D insurance. It's supposed to stand for Accidental Death & Dismemberment, but the other expansion is more interesting.

"We're sorry, displacer beasts aren't covered under your policy, but you do have a Saving Throw rider..."
Tags: dungeons and dragons, insurance
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