Coyoty (coyoty) wrote,

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Happy Birthday

A little before midnight, a police officer comes across a car with the lights on inside, with the windows a little fogged.  He looks inside and finds a man in the front seat apparently doing nothing, and in the back seat, a girl is reading a magazine.  The officer knocks on the window and asks the man what's going on.

"What are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the radio."
"What's she doing?"
"Reading a magazine."
"How old are you""
"How old is she?"
"Well, in about 11 minutes, she'll be 18."

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