Coyoty (coyoty) wrote,

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Today's Spam

"Be the 'biggest' out of all your friends"

So, I should pick the "biggest" out of all my friends and try to be him? I haven't been paying the kind of attention to my friends that would let me make that judgment, and I don't think they'd stay my friends if I had, unless they were *very* good friends. Another way to choose would be a lineup, and that presents other problems. I could enlist a third party to investigate my friends, and they might enjoy that, but someone wearing gold and a purple suit might try to get involved. I think I'll just be myself.

"Last chance to supercharge your performance!"

Does that mean you're going out of business and won't be sending me any more offers? Please?
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