I don't know why people keep buying bubble wrap. It doesn't protect bubbles at all. All my bubbles pop as soon as it touches them. And when I try to get the manufacturers to pay for my destroyed bubbles, they laugh and say, "Sorry to burst your bubble..." Then they laugh more.
On Inauguration Day, Kanye West is going to leap up on stage and say, "I'm gonna let you be sworn in, but Trump is the best president ever!" #Trump…