A drunk teen walking home from a music festival in Saint Nolff, France, fell asleep on train tracks and got run over by the Quimper to Paris line.  The driver saw him but couldn't stop in time.  There was 8 inches of clearance, but the only damage was grease stains on his jacket.  When police and fire fighters tried to wake him up, he gave them the finger and rolled back to sleep.

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