A doberman pinscher assigned to guard a rare collection of teddy bears at a children's museum in London instead tore it apart, destroying about $900,000 worth of bears, including one previously owned by Elvis Presley. (What did they expect? He ain't nothing but a hound dog.) I think the next exhibit might have an addition made from real fur.
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