Coyoty eats a dormant Volcano burrito.

Taco Bell Volcano Double Beef Burrito with Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes, originally uploaded by Coyoty.

Taco Bell Volcano Double Beef Burrito with Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes.

I think about the only thing volcanic about this burrito would be any heartburn I get from it. It 's a little spicier than usual, but not by much. Not hot at all, and certainly not geothermic. The marketers try so hard to convince us something is hot when it isn't, while afraid if they actually give us what they promise, they'll get sued. Not that I blame them, considering how people sue McDonald's for their own gluttony, or for allowing them to hold hot coffee labeled "Careful, this is hot!" between their legs.