December 5th, 2011

Angel Coyoty

"God Bless Americans!"

On the way to work I saw a bumper sticker saying, "God Bless Americans!"  Because "America" is too inclusive?

God might also bless foreigners if they're in America, and those anchor blessees could bring the blessing back to their own countries, diluting America's blessing!

By specifying "Americans" (meaning US Americans, not Canadians or Mexicans or those other people south of Texas), the sticker owner can feel confident God will not bless those undeserving of Americans' blessing.

And, it's the logical opposite of "God damn foreigners!"
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