October 23rd, 2011

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What's in Gadhafi's luggage?

#WhatsInGadhafisLuggage

Robert Palmer videos.
Better Drain Pipes and Gardens magazines.
Lots of aspirin.
Voucher for a week's stay at Trump Towers. On the penthouse lawn.
"Diatribes for Dummies".
Lots of clean underwear.
Michael Jackson's Guide to Style.
A signed photo of him with Obama. With a death warrant hidden on the back.
Socks. Toothbrush. Axe body spray. Cyanide.
A wig and a dress.
Inflatable goat. Made from a real goat. Because it feels more real.
No soap.
A wind-up alarm clock, with the time run out.