Put their finger real close to me and say, "I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you!"
Put bubble gum in my hair.
Call me names.
Pelt me with rocks and garbage.
Hold my glasses over my head.
Draw on my face with Magic Marker when I sleep.
Put my hand in warm water when I sleep.
Put the severed head of my favorite pet in my bed while I sleep.
Run away and hide.
Beg for mercy.
Unfriend me on Facebook.