September 26th, 2011

Biting Lip

A Twitter Horror Story

#ThingsPeopleDoThatGetMeMad Put their finger real close to me and say, "I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you!"
#ThingsPeopleDoThatGetMeMad Put bubble gum in my hair.
#ThingsPeopleDoThatGetMeMad Call me names.
#ThingsPeopleDoThatGetMeMad Pelt me with rocks and garbage.
#ThingsPeopleDoThatGetMeMad Mock me.
#ThingsPeopleDoThatGetMeMad Hold my glasses over my head.
#ThingsPeopleDoThatGetMeMad Draw on my face with Magic Marker when I sleep.
#ThingsPeopleDoThatGetMeMad Put my hand in warm water when I sleep.
#ThingsPeopleDoThatGetMeMad Put the severed head of my favorite pet in my bed while I sleep.
#ThingsPeopleDoThatGetMeMad Run away and hide.
#ThingsPeopleDoThatGetMeMad Beg for mercy.
#ThingsPeopleDoThatGetMeMad Escape.
#ThingsPeopleDoThatGetMeMad Unfriend me on Facebook.