March 30th, 2009

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Sham-OW!!! Plus a cat fight and a USB finger.

Keither Olberman reports weird news:

Sham-Wow! pitchman Vince Shlomi (rhymes with "blow me") was arrested for beating up a hooker who bit his tongue and wouldn't let go.  I guess she didn't love his nuts.

So a bobcat walks into a bar...  One of the customers tries to take a photo of it under a table and it tries to take off his face.

A man who lost his finger had it replaced with a prosthetic with a USB drive built in.

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