May 4th, 2008

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Wanna see a magic trick?

A death-defying magic trick...

Next time you're at a restaurant, ask someone if they want to see a magic trick.  Then take your knife and fork and put them close together, saying "When you put a knife and fork together like this, they make a spoon!"  If they don't get it, ask them what it's called when two people lie close together.

They'll want to kill you, but they wont.  Not in a restaurant.
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Anything Toast

Plain buttered toast is good, but you can put almost anything on it to make it better or at least different and interesting.  Instead of reaching for the usual jelly or honey or cinnamon to top your toast, try other spices and condiments.  You can use any herbs to turn your toast into an herb bread toast, especially if you don't have enough to make a full loaf of herb bread.  Stick some cheese on it while it's still hot, or some grated parmesan or romano.  If you make toast with a toaster oven (which I recommend over a regular toaster), you can toast it a little more to melt the cheese.  Anything you would put into a bread recipe, you can add directly to your toast.  Seasoned salt is good, too.  Today I tried sprinkling some dill weed on an English muffin, and it was very nice.