April 29th, 2008
My worst pun ever.
"You boys don't look like you're from around here. Where ya from?"
"Pennsylvania, constable."
"Pennsylvania, huh? You wouldn't have just passed by the swamp, would you?"
"Aye, might have. What be this about, officer?"
"We just got a report about an assault on the fen way's green monster by Pittsburgh pirates..."
Okay, everyone now: AAAAARRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!