April 4th, 2007

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You really don't want to be sent to the principal's office in Toronto...

City of Toronto officials may allow Maria Pantalone, an elementary school principal who threw feces at a student, to return to her job after a judge dismissed her assault charges because she "had already suffered enough" from humiliation and embarrassment.  The details of the case are sealed to protect the student, so no one will reveal how she had feces readily available for throwing or whether it was hers.  As to how she could be allowed to return to her position, being the sister of Toronto's deputy mayor may be a factor, though public reaction may result in more airborne excrement aimed at the mayor's office.

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A coyote walks into a Quiznos...

Tell me if you've heard this one.

A coyote walked into a downtown Quiznos in Chicago and lay down in the drink cooler for about 40 minutes before animal control officers came and took him away.  ("How long does it take to get served in this place?")  Fortunately, this coyote wasn't strangled to death by incompetent handlers like Central Park Hal was.