"I make porn flicks for inflation fetishists."
"That's a rather specialized niche. How do you make any money?"
Q. How many pornographers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None. They hire actors to do it.
Q. What's worse than a pit full of dead porn spammers?
A. I don't know, but there's nothing better.
Q. Why do you put a masochist in a blender feet first?
A. So he can watch your expression.