Coyoty (coyoty) wrote,

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Wanna see a magic trick?

A death-defying magic trick...

Next time you're at a restaurant, ask someone if they want to see a magic trick.  Then take your knife and fork and put them close together, saying "When you put a knife and fork together like this, they make a spoon!"  If they don't get it, ask them what it's called when two people lie close together.

They'll want to kill you, but they wont.  Not in a restaurant.
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