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A little before midnight, a police officer comes across a car with the lights on inside, with the windows a little fogged.  He looks inside and finds a man in the front seat apparently doing nothing, and in the back seat, a girl is reading a magazine.  The officer knocks on the window and asks the man what's going on.

"What are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the radio."
"What's she doing?"
"Reading a magazine."
"How old are you""
"23."
"How old is she?"
"Well, in about 11 minutes, she'll be 18."

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ccdesan
Dec. 20th, 2010 05:50 pm (UTC)
A female police officer making her rounds in a small town of a warm, indian-summer October night came across a man amorously engaged with a pumpkin. She asked him, "Excuse me, sir - are you aware you're having sex with a pumpkin?" Without missing a beat, the man replied, "Damn! Is it midnight already?"
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